Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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