So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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