its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
