New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm passing your future prison.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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