It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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