so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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