I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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