C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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