just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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