Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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