Little spoons don't ask big questions
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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