All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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