also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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