we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
