don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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