my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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