Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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