I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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