the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize