Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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