well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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