I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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