508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sacagawea was the original milf.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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