Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
only if we run a train.
done.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Randomize
