I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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