As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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