Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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