North Korea, Best Korea!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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