i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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