But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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