D3 body, D1 cock
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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