After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
