Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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