the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The beer is more important than you right now.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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