real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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