I don't think brook has ever known best
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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