Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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