This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
