You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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