just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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