i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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