Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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