You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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