super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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