yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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