Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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