I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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