names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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