hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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