It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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