Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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