Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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