Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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