went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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